Bikini-Ready Jokes to Get You Through Summer

Why Did the Beach Ball Go to Therapy?

It was feeling a little deflated.

But seriously, have you ever noticed how beach balls always seem to be having more fun than us? They get to bounce around in the sun, play games with kids, and even get to go on wild adventures like getting swept out to sea (just kidding, that's not really an adventure... or is it?).

Anyway, back to our beach ball friend. It was feeling a little down because it had been sitting in one spot for too long. So, it decided to seek some professional help.

What Do You Call a Group of Cows in Bikinis?

A herd of cows in bikinis? That's udderly ridiculous!

But seriously, have you ever thought about what would happen if cows started wearing bikinis to the beach? Would they be more popular with the other beachgoers? Or would they just get laughed at?

I guess it's a moo-dy question (sorry, had to!).

Why Did the Surfer Bring a Pillow to the Beach?

Because he wanted to catch some wavy dreams!

But seriously, have you ever wondered what it would be like to surf on a cloud? Or ride the waves of pure imagination?

I guess that's just a pipe dream (sorry, had to!).